★WEBSITE COPY ★
THAT HITS LIKE A FRIDGE CIG
You know that first ice-cold Diet Coke when you desperately needed one? Yeah, I want you to feel like that when you read your website copy.
I’M NOT A FORTUNE TELLER...
Although I did have a brief stint as a tarot reader in 2020 (we can talk about that later). But I have a feeling you’re here because…
You DIY(ed) your website three years ago and now reading it feels as cringey as a diary entry from when you were twelve and in love with that one boy band. You know that every hour you spend staring at a blinking cursor trying to find a sexier way to say “work with me” is an hour you're not making money.You want your words to work for you & you know that if you have the right ones, your website will sell on autopilot while you live your life. So um…Why don’t you just hand over the Google Doc ok?
YOU’VE REWRITTEN THAT HEADLINE 1000 TIMES, YOUR DESIGNER IS POLITELY (MAYBEEEE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY) ASKING WHEN THE COPY WILL BE READY, AND YOU HAVE GOOGLED “ANOTHER WORD FOR PASSIONATE” MORE TIMES THAN YOU’D CARE TO ADMIT.
At this point, you’ve been staring at the same six paragraphs for three business days…
Which sucks because, you know what you do (duh) and you know you’re damn good at it. You can explain your entire business perfectly over coffee, in a seven-minute voice note to your bestie, or three margaritas deep to the woman sitting next to you at the bar. But the SECOND you try to explain it on your website, suddenly you’re typing, “Hi, I’m [NAME], and I’m passionate about helping women…”
Absolutely not.
Give me one week (or two), and I will write copy so clever, so YOU… That it charms the hearts & credit cards of your dream customers.
Personality-packed copy does not mean I'm going to make you swear, tell dad jokes or start calling your customers girly pop.
And that is why I am really good at getting into character (being a gemini really helps here). Sometimes I’m a wedding photographer who would rather eat glass than say “timeless love story.” Sometimes I’m a boutique hotel owner, or a barista creating weird little one liners for a coffee brand.
Which means I know when your brand needs a well-seasoned F-bomb, or a sentence so beautiful I need to go stare dramatically out a window after I write it. The point is, I can do both and I won't hand you a website that could belong to a million other businesses if we swapped the logo. You will have a voice that is yours.
BECAUSE, MY JOB IS TO FIND YOUR VOICE, NOT MINE.
HEAR WHAT MY AMAZING, GORGEOUS, GENIUS, INCREDIBLE CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY…
The personality hire that’s damn good with a pen.
WELL HOWDY THERE, I’M TIFF
Writer, strategist, professional busy-body, and a second brain for your brand.
And I am a little bit, ok REALLY obsessed with helping you gossip about your brand. I've been writing professionally for more than a decade, but I've been obsessed with words for basically my entire life. I was a published poet at twelve, worked on every school newspaper I could get my hands on, studied communications and rhetoric, and somehow kicked off my professional marketing career by convincing a room full of ranchers they needed social media (true story).
So, technically, this ain't my first rodeo (and for once somebody using that phrase can actually back it up).
Since then I've written for businesses all over the world, built my own business, homeschooled three kiddos, and developed a weirdly specific superpower for helping you to not only find your voice, but also the confidence (and audacity) to use it. And, I genuinely give a you-know-what about the people I work with, which is probably why so many of my former clients ★ now BFF’s★ are still in my phone and will occasionally receive texts from me that have absolutely nothing to do with their copy.
When I'm not writing yours, I'm probably working on my book, reading somebody else's, thrifting something I have nowhere to put, burning sandalwood incense, drinking a fridge cig, or attempting to convince myself that I can absolutely find somewhere in my house for another pair of cowgirl boots (I probably can).
SO, LET’S WRITE A WEBSITE.
Get everything you need to finally get that website out of your head, off your to-do list, and out into the world sounding like you actually want it to.
THE DEETS
Get up to 5 pages of custom website copy
The whole shebang, written from scratch in your voice. Home, About, Services, Contact + one additional page based on what your business actually needs.
Starts at $2000 bucks with payment plan options.
YOU ALSO GET…
A Voxer brand therapy day
Before I write a word, I’m getting inside that big ol’ beautiful brain of yours. We’ll voice memo back and forth, dig into your stories, opinions, people, personality, positioning, and all the good shit hiding underneath the “professional” version of your brand.
AND I ADDED…
Light SEO, a two-week turnaround time, and (1) round of revisions.
Because we want Google to know what the hell you do, your designer to get the copy sometime this century, and for you to have a chance to say, “Wait, can we tweak this?” before we call it done and dusted.
P.S. Website copy is my main thing around here…
But sometimes you need a few more words before I ride off into the sunset. If we're already working together, you can add on things like email sequences, sales pages, brand messaging, launch copy, product descriptions and anything else you need words for. I also take on a very limited number of ongoing retainer clients who basically want to keep my brain on speed dial for emails, website updates, campaigns, scripts and the occasional, “Tiff, how the fuck do we say this?”
Because we both know you would rather lick a public bathroom floor than spend six weeks debating synonyms or asking ChatGPT to make your copy more “human.”
Okay, maybe that's dramatic.
But only slightly.
Why should you hire me?
Let’s make your brand the one everyone’s talking about.
Whether your website needs a full rewrite, your emails could use a personality transplant, or you’re still figuring out what exactlyyyy you want your brand to be known for, I’m ready to get in there and make some noise.