Need your website in a week?
Meaningful messaging with a little mischief, and a whole lot of heart.
You need damn good words that don't just tell your story; they sell it.
Here's the thing about your website. It might be pretty, it might even be technically correct. But if someone lands on it, and can't feel you in it, you've already lost them.
Because here’s the thing… People don't buy from businesses. They buy from people, they buy from the ones who made them laugh, made them feel understood, made them think "ok yes, this is exactly who I've been looking for." That doesn't happen with a template, (ChatGPT, and some buzzwords). It happens when your story is told right.
Your copy is only as good as the conversations, and conversions it inspires. And that's pretty hard to pull off when you don't even see yourself in it.
That's what The Website Week is for. Five pages of website copy written in your voice, rooted in who you actually are, and built to attract the clients you actually want.
You know, the ones who feel like they already know you before they ever hit send.We flirt with desires, not shame.
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We always add a little charm & cheek for good measure.
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We play nice but never play small.
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We flirt with desires, not shame. 𐚁 We always add a little charm & cheek for good measure. 𐚁 We play nice but never play small. 𐚁
The roots
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Find your personality & add a little polish.
I craft your brand's story (like it came right from you), into a soul-stirring, head-turning, boundary-pushing experience for you, and the customers you’re obsessed with.
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Tell your story through the lens of the subconscious & sales psychology.
I research, and write to the subconscious desires of your audience, blending subconscious storytelling and psychology to create copy (and communication) that seduces and builds loyalty
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Create carefully crafted contrast.
I mix rebellion with refinement, pairing bold ideas with polished execution to make your brand unforgettable.
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I find your roots
I don’t believe you fit in a package or a box, so I will never put you in one. So, we go deep, uncovering what you really want to say, and how to have the audacity to actually say it.
Copy That Gets Commitment
It's time to turn your audience on, and infuse seduction into your selling without giving everyone the ick.Investment: $1500
Let’s face it, people are tired of the lame one-liners, the pick up lines that make them yawn, and the regurgitated jargon we see all over the digital space. In other words (see what I did there), they are craving deep conversations, fresh words, and for the love of god, they want you to buy them dinner first before you slip them the bill.
Your words get their attention FIRST and if you want them to fall madly in love with you, (or book your services) you need to stand out. That means selling in a sexy way that creates conversations, conversions, and a crush or two. When you have witty words that work for you, selling, showing up, and stacking cash gets to be pretty easy.
What’s the process?
What's included?★ Up to (5) pages of high-converting copy with a little cheek for good measure
★ Light SEO
★ (2) Drafts
★ One week turn around time (yes, really)
The timeline★ Day 1 Meet & yapp ★
We'll dig into your brand voice questionnaire, talk logistics, and let your pretty brain say everything it needs to say. I'm a good listener. Bring snacks.
★ Day 2 I disappear into the writing cave ★
You go binge-watch your favorite shows, or go out to lunch, or take a nap… Your work here is done.
★ Day 3 First draft lands in your inbox ★
You read every last word, preferably with something iced, and a little treat.
★ Days 4 & 5 Final tweaks, then we send it off into the world ★
You drop any edits you've got, I give it my last round of razzle dazzle, and then you are officially done (out here making money with words that work for you while you sleep).
LET’S GET STARTED
Ready to finally check copy off your to-do list?
