YOUR BRANDS BIGGEST GOSSIP
Website copywriter & messaging strategist
Personality-packed copy that makes your brand easier to choose, harder to forget, and a hell of a lot more fun to buy from.
Personality-packed copy does not mean I'm going to make you swear, tell dad jokes or start calling your customers girly pop.
Because my job is to find your voice, not mine.
And that is why I am really good at getting into character (being a gemini really helps here). Sometimes I’m a wedding photographer who would rather eat glass than say “timeless love story.” Sometimes I’m a boutique hotel owner, or a barista creating weird little one liners for a coffee brand.
Which means I know when your brand needs a well-seasoned F-bomb, or a sentence so beautiful I need to go stare dramatically out a window after I write it. The point is, I can do both and I won't hand you a website that could belong to a million other businesses if we swapped the logo. You will have a voice that is yours.
HEAR WHAT MY AMAZING, GORGEOUS, GENIUS, INCREDIBLE CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY…
Because I know that brand stories are only as strong as the conversations & communities they inspire. So every word, sentence, & architecturally planned paragraph is built with intention, intuition, (& also… yeah, they tend to convert like hell).
I don’t just write words for clicks. I write for goosebumps, tears, & “holy sh*t, I need this” moments.
Need words?
These days, people want the real, raw, gut-wrenching, hit-em-in-the-feels version of you, and my job is to find it. So if you are ready to say it (and sell it) with soul, hand over that Google doc you have been staring at for the past few weeks (side eye), and let me wrangle the right words for you.
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Conversion & connection driven copy with a little cheek for good measure.
Starts at $2000
★ Website messaging & content strategy★ SEO keyword research & optimization
★ Conversion-focused website copy
★ Page structure & content direction
★ SEO titles & meta descriptions
★ Brand voice workshop
★ Copy so tasty your dream customers want to lick the screen
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Your emails, sales pages, and launches need more than a prompt you fed to Claude one week before launch (not judging, but I want to help). Get binge-worthy words and a full launch and sales plan to make sure every communication your customers receives, gets them ready to add to cart.
Starts at $700
★ Email welcome & nurture sequences
★ Promotional & launch email campaigns
★ Sales page & landing page copy
★ Email marketing strategy
★ Ongoing email copywriting & retainers
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The personality, positioning, and damn good story that make your brand impossible to mistake for anyone else's.
Starts at $1500
★ Brand positioning that makes you the obvious choice
★ Messaging your dream customers feel in their bones
★ A brand personality with a little main character energy
Ok, we can both pretend you care about my degrees (I have two), my years of experience (10), and my stance on the Oxford comma…
Butttt, why don't we just get to the good stuff? Because I bet you really want to know the weird stuff. Like my biggest obsessions (racoons, Kacey Musgraves, Love on The Spectrum, and cowgirl boots).
Or whether I am more artsy-fartsy or honky tonk (I'm both). Or maybe if I really homeschool three kids while running a business (I'm shocked too).
The truth is, I'm a weird little human who loves people, obsesses over a perfect sentence, and will always say yes to chips & guac.
I’m a little y’all, a little ‘ternative… And I just so happen to have a knack for finding your voice, your quirks, and your audacity to use them.
So whether you like it polished and profesh, or you value a thoughtfully placed f-bomb, I can write it for you.