You need some damn good copy...
We’re talking scroll-stopping, screen-fogging, holy-sh*t-this-is-so-me words that work for you…
And look, your current copy’s not bad; it’s just not you anymore. You’ve grown. She hasn’t. Time to give your words a makeover (or a funeral).
Hand over your Google docs, babe... I got you.
don't just take it from me...I am going to hold your cute hand when I say this…That ChatGPT copy & “Inspo” you got from that one person you follow on IG is not going to charm any hearts or credit cards anytime soon.
But that’s ok. Because now you’re here & I can be your hot hired hand who will b*tch slap the boredom right out of your brand. (Wait…cute that rhymed).
Now if you are still here after the whole b-bomb drop I have a feeling we will pretty much fall madly in love, voice memo all day, & create storytelling that came right from your soul & straight to my laptop.
THE ★ PROCESS
Tell your story through the lens of the subconscious & sales psychology.
I research and write to the subconscious desires of your audience, blending subconscious storytelling and psychology to create copy (and communication) that seduces and builds loyalty.
Step 1Find your personality & add a little polish.
I craft your brand's story into a soul-stirring, head-turning, boundary-pushing experience for you and the customers you’re obsessed with.
Step 2I hand over the best damn copy you ever read…
You make any edits (if you have them)…I give it a little last minute razzle dazzle & then you are off making money and letting your words work for you.
Step 3Create carefully crafted contrast.
I mix rebellion with refinement, pairing bold ideas with polished execution to make your brand unforgettable.
Step 4Ok, I know you are already like b*tch take my money (but also wondering just how many money’s this will cost)…Most projects are custom… depending on how many pages of copy you need, whether or not you need brand voice development, and also based on your budget. But I can tell you prices start at $888 & we can always chat about payment plans.
